Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
i wonder if like when we look in the mirror or see ourselves it’s just a distorted image of what we think we look like and we actually look completely different and we’ll never know what we actually look like
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Lindsey: vaccuums
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
Lindsey: lava?
Me: Lindsey you twat just fucking listen
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